This is a list of the CD's that are currently available
from the Ancient Radio Players:
The Okie Red Dust Review shows:
The Okie Red Dust Review: The Cuckleburr Festival ($7.00 per CD) This is a comedy/variety show with music.
It lampoons and satirizes life in a small, imaginary town in Oklahoma--Red Dust. The show is a series of skits, bits, and
quips that center around the local radio station in Red Dust. The show is filled with laughs and hysteria as we enjoy the
antics of the citizens of Red Dust. (Approximately 80 minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Christmas Review: The Snow Flurry ($8 per CD) Join the antics and frivolity in Red Dust
at X-mas time with the folks we all know and love. It's X-mas time in Red Dust and a light snow flurry is falling on
the ground, sending the residents into an uproar as they race for supplies just to stay alive! It's Red Dust at that
special and whacky time of year! (approximately 90 minutes)
The
Okie Red Dust Review: The Redneck Olympics($8 per CD) The town of Red Dust is invaded by the Redneck Olympics. Athletes from every redneck event possible are present
in the town "where the dust is red and so are the necks." Some of the events include: bobbing for pig's feet,
mud belly flopping, badger milking, and others in this satire of Olympic competiton. Other skits and bits include poetry
by Zane Dobson, Your Car is Your Friend, Dump Your Junk for Loose Change Trading Post, original music and songs, and much,
much more. Come join the lunacy down in everyone's favorite town--Red Dust. (Approximately 80 minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Review:
Skunk Lodge ($8.00 per CD)
Join the citizens of Red Dust as we peek in on the local
Skunk Lodge meeting. Skits include news, a visit with the local bean cooker, Red Dust Community Theatre on the
Air, a veternarian show, original songs, and much, much more. Come join the Skunks where their motto explains it all:
"When it gets tough, stink up the place." (Approximately 80 minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Review: Greatest Bits Volume I ($10
per CD) This album showcases the very best
"bits" from The Okie Red Dust Review. Skits include: news, sports, weather, "tradio," poetry, a chili cookoff,
a noodling contest, movie reviews, and on and on. Join the very best of the antics and chaos in Red Dust, OK.
(Time--70 minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Review: Red Dust, White and Blue ($8.00 per CD)
The Red Dust gang celebrates the Fourth of July in typical Red
Dust fashion! Join the crew at the radio station as we learn how to barbeque goat, hear patriotic poetry, pass along
tips to our neighbors to the North if they visit Red Dust, visit with the local fireworks specialist, and much more!
This show features music and songs by Martin Turney and Rudy Lupinski--which is an added bonus! Come shoot off firecrackers
with the rednecks in Red Dust! (approximately 70 minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Review: The One Man Crime Spree
($8 per CD) The Red Dust gang has a criminal in its
midst. After a truck of pigs' feet is stolen, a crime spree soon follows--and all by one man! Join the craziness
in Red Dust with news, sports, relationship advice, poetry, a car help show, and much, much more. (Approximately 75
minutes)
The Okie Red Dust Christmas Review: Letty the Yeti ($8.00 per CD) The Red Dust gang has
a Bigfoot in its woods. Join the Badger Hunter and Wilbur Deerstalker as they hunt this savage beast. Also, get
a recipe for dressing from Roy and Hillary, news around town, a Christmas poem by Zane, advice for Guys and Gals, sports with
Ronnie Haslow, and some songs by Martin Turney and Rudy Lupinski. Come join the fun in Red Dust at Christmas time.
The Okie Red Dust Review: The Area Wide Garage Sale--Red Dust
is having its area wide garage sale, and everyone is trying to sell their junk. Skits include:
Advice for Guys and Gals, Advice from the Red Dust Tourism Board, Phrase of the Day, A City Council Vote, and much, much more.
Original music by Martin Turney. Approx. 70 minutes. $8.00 per CD.
The Okie Red Dust X-Mas Review: X-Mas Lights in Red Dust!--Red
Dust decides to put Christmas lights in the park to bring in out-of-towners to raise revenue for the town. As usual,
chaos erupts on the scene! Join Carl Perkins, Buck and Henry, Ronnie Haslow, the City Council, and others as the Christmas
festivities are celebrated--Red Dust style! 70 minutes
$8.00
The Okie Red Dust Review: Greatest Bits II--Our second compilation CD of the greatest bits, skits, and
funnies from Red Dust! The CD includes: Advice for Guys and Gals, Politics in a Nutshell, poems by Zane Dobson,
funny ads, Tweet Go the Birdies, and much, much more! 80 minutes $10.00
The Okie Red Dust Review: The Movie Star The town
of Red Dust is in chaos as Hollywood has come to film their newest Ren Ajack adventure: The Arm of the Law is Long.
What happens when Ren is on the run from one of the locals? Tune in and find out. Zane's poem of the day, Discuss
the Issues, Advice for the Guys and Gals, Leota Wilburn, and a great novelty song, "Pork Sausage," are all part of the fun.
So hop on board with the Red Dust crew as they face another fine day in their great town! Approximately 75 minutes--$8.00
The Okie Red Dust Review: The Car Auction. The radio station in Red Dust is hosting a car auction to raise
money for the cemetery upkeep, but you must have a bidder # to bid! The show also features songs by Badger 9-1-1's very
own Marty Billins w/ "Her Ham Ain't Honey-Glazed Anymore" and "I Fell in Love When I Stepped in a Puddle of You." Great
fun had by all. 65 minutes--$8.00.
Dark Sanctuary shows:
Dark Sanctuary: The Silver Circle ($6.00 per CD)
This play was the first "studio show" the ARP performed. The show
is a "hats off" to such shows as "Suspense" and "Inner Sanctum". The show chronicles the events surrounding the activities
of a werewolf in a small town in Oklahoma. (Approximately
30 minutes)
Dark Sanctuary: The Vampire's Lair ($7.00 per CD)
This play is an original script by Bret Jones
with music by Rudy Lipinski. This is the second episode in the Dark Sanctuary trilogy. It is a tale of a group of young college
students who venture into a strange house owned by a vampire. This is another studio show with high quality sound and effects.
(Approximately 40 minutes)
Dark Sanctuary: Puzzle Man ($8 per CD)
The story chronicles
the experiments of Dr. Victor
Freeman as he attempts to regenerate life--from the dead! In this updated adaptation of
the Frankenstein story, Freeman uses modern technology and criminal means to
complete his experiments. But, when his creation
gets a mind of his own, Freeman questions his own ambitions. (approx. 1 hour)
Dark Sanctuary: The Last One Standing--This Halloween
tale follows the story of two vampires who have met one last time to see who lives and who dies. Vampires are too many
in number and an edict has ordered a "thinning out." What do two friends who've known each other hundreds of years do?
(Approximately 20 minutes) $7.00
Dark Sanctuary: The Monkey's Paw--This is an adaptation
of the famous W.W. Jacobs' story. What happens when a family tempts fate with a mysterious monkey's paw? Can they
cheat death itself? Approximately 20 minutes $7.00
Dark Sanctuary: At Death's Door--A mining company is
digging deeper than it ever has before for precious ore. The superstitions of the area say that if you dig too deep
you will find hell. When four miners find a door buried thousands of feet beneath the earth, the terror begins.
Approximately 25 minutes $7.00
Mystery, Incorporated shows:
Mystery, Incorporated: "The Gathering." Join Ian Pierce, Jack
Long, and Peter Ivavovich as they hop around the globe trying to find a stolen stealth missile. They face an unknown
villain who knows their every move and is trying to stop them every step of the way. This show is set up in a seven
chapter serial format. It's action and high adventure at its finest! (75 minutes) $8.00
Other shows:
