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Badger 9-1-1

The popular band based out of Red Dust!  It's Badger 9-1-1 w/ lead singer, Marty Billins!!

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Marty Billins composing one of his in-famous songs--
probably "Her Ham Ain't Honey Glazed Anymore"!

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Zane Dobson, Marty's songwriting partner, pondering
the universe in search of another great song!

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Her Ham Ain’t Honey-Glazed Anymore
Chorus--
Her ham ain’t honey-glazed anymore
She can barely fit through the door
The sweet bird of youth has flown
But it’s better than being alone
But her ham ain’t honey-glazed anymore

Vs. 1
My baby loves her donuts
Loves her burgers and such
Likes her ice cream with nuts
And we never go dutch
Her heart aches for steak and fries
And she loves her baked smores
But her ham ain’t honey-glazed anymore

Vs. 2
My baby loves that gravy
Washed down with Diet Coke
She likes her chips wavy
She goes all out for broke
My honey eats her way through
Down the aisle in the store
But her ham ain’t honey-glazed anymore

Bridge--
Don’t touch her grub
Or, you’ll pull back a nub
She’s got her ham
But it ain’t honey-glazed anymore

Chorus--

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"I Fell in Love (When I Stepped in a Puddle of You)
Badger 9-1-1's answer to the classic love song.
Lyrics coming soon!