Roy Malcolm, Jr. will actually get to play in tonights game, folks. Thats grand news, isnt it? We were unsure he would get to play due to the fact the Roy has a cast on his head. As many of you know, Roy butted heads with a rabid goat recently and cracked his skull. Roy thought butting the goat would make him tougher. And now he has a cast on his head to prove it. With no helmet big enough to go over the cast, Phil Dorman of Dormans Machine Shop built Roy a stainless steel helmet for tonights game. Way to show your Boweevil spirit, Phil.

Red Dust hosted the quadruple lower case A conference baseball tournament last week. Red Dust Boweevils fought hard against the Craggy Bluff Barn Pigeons in the first game. They were eliminated out of the tournament with a score of Barn Pigeons 15, Red Dust zero. The Red Dust players have attended every game and have done their very best to heckle the rest of the teams in their games. Now thats Boweevil spirit for ya, folks. If you cant play in the game, at least make it tough for everyone else. Thats sports at its finest, folks.

its time again to show our Boweevil spirit, Red Dust, with the annual Red Dust Athletic Supporters secret auction and bake sale. This great event helps support the great athletics here in our town. So bring out your baked goods: pies, cakes, cookies, and whatnot to the Red Dust Gym tomorrow night and lets see how much money we can raise for the Boweevils. Oh, on that note, whoever brought the "enhanced" brownies last year--dont. That batch was bought for the football boys and they saw tiny purple badgers for two days. Keep your "enhanced" brownies at home--that aint showin your Boweevil spirit.

Bad news for Boweevil fans. A group of citizens have come together to have our mascot name changed. These knotheads want to change our great mascot from the Boweevil to the Lace Doilies. Now, sports enthusiasts, I ask you, what kind of garbage is that? To counter this group of flakes, a committee of true Boweevil fans have come together to run these losers out of town. They have a meeting scheduled for this Thursday--if you have extra matches and gasoline, bring them. Thank you.